#2. Jessica Simpson doesn’t brush
She might be one of the hottest dolls in Hollywood but she’s definitely not the brightest. We’re not sure if she neglects her personal hygiene due to laziness or stupidity. She is reported to only brush her teeth sparingly because in her own words “my teeth are already white, I don’t want them to get too slippery.”
Yes, she really did say that. She followed up by saying that it was okay because she rubs the gunk on her teeth onto her shirt to keep her breath fresh and insists despite what some people have said, she has great breath. She’s lucky she’s so beautiful.